“Oh GOD Mom … ”
“What baby? What’s wrong?”
“Oh … Nothing … You look nice today Mom. Are those new pants?”
“Oh, yeah … do you like them? … I was worried with the white, you’d be able to see my panties through them, so I wore the tiniest little white thong I had in my drawer … can you see it? … Maybe I should just go without. What do you think?”
“Jesus … ”
“You’re so funny Mikey.”